Monday, January 31, 2011

crude transactions

the cd is officialy to be released march 3rd 2011

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

bored on a wednesday

I overlaid phil goffs speech over john keys speech on the same day. Goff was kicking off his 2011 election campaign, as was John Key. Key's speech was delivered to business leaders and bankers, Goff spoke to the general populace.

Heres part two:

My Friend Ford - video

Monday, January 24, 2011

hey babe

National party. Will they clinch their second term? And if they do, will the privatization agenda kick into full gear? This year, will the Labour party inspire the New Zealand public with a strong campaign? Is Phil Goff Prime Minister material? Will Labour turn the centrists who voted National in 2008 around?

Well, heres a new Crude track, from 'Stealth'

Crude - My Friend Ford by crudercloud

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

oh happy day

Better mood today.

I am now a member of LinkedIn, please look at my professional profile.

The working title for Crude projects this year is

Crude - 'global economic collapse'

Monday, January 17, 2011

ahhh, FTW

I hate this miserable society. I really do. New Zealand medias read like cold, joyless things. It seems barren labour, money accumulation and sport are all we need know or live for. I hate this country's anhedonic bottom line. A maudlin raft of working poor and working not-so-poor, shitting and puking up clusters of meat'n'dag, hallensteins tops and non-aesthetics, blank stares, tv3 has told us all 'national has already won the 2011 general election'. Have you noticed the boot on our face, digging in deeper with nasty incremental thrusts? A little piece of draconian legislation there, a rising fee here, a new physical barrier there, a civil right weakened by design there? Little by little by little? And we eat our dag-pie and drink our weasel-speights and dream up new ways to market male kiwiness to male kiwis. We simmer like the frog in the pot. The water is heating up...slow. Slowly now. We notice it not.
I hate the swathes of dead, eating plastic, questioning nothing. Lining our veins with plastic. Scowling corporates off to their Otago Peninsula mansion run over snot nosed toddlers from Corstophine and hush it up real good. Rugby masons pack rape a poodle and post it on youtube. There's only one thing we want or need. A good venue to watch the world cup. Thats the only entertainment we want.
Bohemia is dead now - have you noticed? The punks are gone. Even the hippies are gone.
No more freaks - they've all died off. Theres a few brave freaks amongst the teens and early 20s set, but they are truly a rarity. Maybe the anarchists and activists of the northern hemisphere are organised and blossoming - i could be wrong about this death - stay in Dunedin too long and you lose perspective. It just seems that counterculture is subsumed and appropriated by corporate interests at a shocking pace. Idea hunters exhibit a new android stealth. New infiltration systems. 'That cool guy' . 'That guy who bought us the drinks'. 'That foreign chap

Sunday, January 16, 2011


The family of yes.
There was another end timer radio schlomo the other nite . (numba 6) . Numba 7 is tonitey.
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i think arial will do the job courier new used to do. not as cool , but WTF

Monday, January 3, 2011

dance show by dj crude

over at the end times jukeboxx we have :::::

Show #5

January 3 2011 HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

1. queen - rock and roll medley - live boston 1976
2. Capuano - close encounters
3.pleasure zone - fantasy
4. Falco - Auf de Flucht
5.Extra T's - I like it (cornflakes)
6. Amenisie - Turas
7. Gucci Crew 2 - booty shake
8. Channel One - Technicolor
9.Shannon - Give me Tonight
10 LA Dream Team - Calling on the Dreamteam
11.Technotronic pump up the jam
12 Mr De - What U Like luscious - i fucked your boyfriend
14. DJ Laz - Esa Morena
15.Yello - the race
16. Nick Straker Band - Straight Ahead (link in Polish)
17.Gwen McRae - funky sensation
18. Man Parrish - Boogie Down
19.the Rah Band - Night Wind
20.Melpomen - Agallis
21. Marie Moor - Pretty Day
22. Rockets - Cosmic race

Sunday, January 2, 2011

happy new year!

Happy New Year from all of us here at Crude Clinics.
2011 shall be an exciting entrepreneurial enterprise for all.
best wishes to all.
"Crude Transactions' will be out mid January.
"Stealth" data DVD is available now. email me for a copy.

2011 - the year of mass ufo events in dunedin

and cd sales

and love

and bacchian revelry

and rice bran oil