Thursday, December 22, 2016

presidential humping

Continental United States. Contingency Contracting.
Contingency Basing. Contingency Engineering. Combat Engineering.
Black Operational Bangers. Contingency Contract. Kingmaker. Four to the Floor Intoxication renovation.
Harrowing! A lone boot-boy gradually loses weight. Knocks out a few more holes in his belt. Boots and braces, white boot-laces, eyebrows removed, hair removed, a daily shave of the entire cranium and face, a prison tattoo o'er the third eye, a craft-knife scar across the cheek. Many friends on the outside look forward to his release - he has commited the codes to memory, is hell-bent on revenge, has the plans embedded in the reptilian section of the brain. On release he will co-ordinate with a rebel faction, be fed and housed, have his desires satiated, brought back to life. These are cynical times  - there has been a type of universal truce. At the top of the pyramid criminal gangs collaborate fully so as to maximize profits. This brazen mixing of codes is heresy to our prisoner, and revenge is due to the current White Riders boss, Warren Mark Voldmann. Voldmann sold out. He did business with the Nigerians, thus soiling 24 years of pure Aryan activity.
Joint Operations. Crisis Management. Identify, Acquire, Deny, Degrade, De-louse, Dismember, De-regulate, Damage, Downconvert, Disengage, Downgrade, De-activate, Confuse, Shock, Daze, Deceive, De-fame, Swear at and ultimately maintain Osiris' sister-wife, for the good of US interests around the solar system. Moon base buggy butler. Damage criteria. Audits and appraisals, credit checks and bank statements, lets see what Warren Mark Voldmann hs been spending his money on eh?
Credit bad? No worries, we have a special Trumped up interest rate for you! You complete loser. You moral retrograde. You'll be in debt to us for the rest of your life! And that's standard practise. Its just how it is - we can't do anything about it - I do understand how you feel though. I'm just doing my job, but, really, how do I sleep at night? I drink. Anyways, our Warren went to an ATM in Ballarat on Wednesday and withdrew $80 dollars cash. Damn, cash - hard to trace that. Come on Wazza, use the paypass! Wait....wait...here we go. At 3:43pm on the Friday he went to Bunnings warehouse and spent $5.95, then he went to the Hog and Bone Hotel and spent $55 (on CRAFT beer!! what a blouse), after the pub he used paypass at a local Woolworths franchise, then paid for a cab, paid part of a parking fine online, had a Cash Converters payment direct debited, drew down $7 from his Paypal account, purcahsed a beat up second hand police scanner on US EBay, and finally used his credit card to buy a t-shirt from Stormfront's E-store. Busy boy. No ostensible evidence of wrongdoing here. But still. Best retain total awareness and full spectrum dominance - theres a needle in the meta-haystack so we might as well just keep the whole damn haystack. The whole damn haystack. So people, lets keep stocking up that haystack. Just type type type. Dosent matter what it is. Just cram cyberspace with meta-gunk, create an alternative narrative. Why let Fox determine what's what? Oh reality, thou art relative. Oh reality, thou art elusive, shadowy, not really there. When the billionaire sleeps, what does s/he dream of? Does she dream of being poor suddenly, of lining up with the morally bankrupt down centrelink way, having to hold her nose, flushed red with existential embarrasment, screaming on the inside? Does she dream of banking algorhythms, she becomes a literal astral algorythm, banging around nano-fibres and meta-materials, zeroes upon zeroes, the financialization of value, the valuelessness of finance, interest compunded upon interest compounded, full automatization of all manufacturing and retail forever and ever, robotic solutions, robots who like to go shopping on the weekends, robots who make great employees who would never dream of joining the robot-workers union. Does she dream of life-extension, of health problems, of what she could do to help the world, does she dream of
space colonization, of mind uploading, of cryogenic suspension? Does she dreaming of private armies, private medical teams, private space-flight, mining the moon and mars, making sweet love to 6 foot tall blocks of coal, bleaching the great barrier reef, giving birth to lumps of coal, coal coal coal.
Oh 2017 - now madness is fully realized and human kind has truly lost. The right has won the memetic war with pure Bernaysian gumption , the left has been discredited in the eyes of the public by its tendency to debate, squabble and its seeming inability to reach consensus and full doctrinal unity  - thus the right poses itself as 'no bull'. It dosent waste time. Its not afraid. It's primal. Its natural and closer to God. It is 'realer'. Its not 'bogged down' . The lower middle classes have been utterly duped and dosent realize it is not voting in its actual self-interest. Trump wants to keep the jobs in the US? Be prepared to take a huge paycut there, Chad. Oh populism, you cater to the lowest common denominator and they just eat it all up. And that is what Populism is. Hearing what you want to hear. appealing to divisiveness, to base prejudices both concious and unconscious, pure and cynical , for the votes.
We are now told to forget about global warming. Okay cool I'll forget about it. I'll do what you tell me to do boss.

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