Thursday, June 14, 2018

what i would DO with my billions part five

You don't believe me do you. William Gibson does. So does Freddie Mercury. So does William Burroughs. And so does the ever-living force that-is Aleister Crowley. A man who wasn't afraid of making things happen and hedonizing . Who else believes I'm actually a billionaire. Why, billionaire Bill Gates does. He keeps it on the down low.
How he does it? Its called a jersey, and a shirt underneath said jersey.. It keeps you, its keeps you human.It makes you look like a christian schoolteacher - but that is the simple visual aesthetic one requires as ones' personal fortune skyrockets into the multi-billions.
Of course, the mere fact I am shameless advertising my wealth probably indicates a fraud in itself. Well, i don't care - this is a complex, decade long social experiment that i have been plotting.

Anyhow. Looks like I mentioned I was looking to buy land in Chile. I have some advice in this regard HERE. I wish to purchase land, large masses of it, in the Patagonia region of Chile. Turns out, according to the link, that this is a smart move which is flanked by dozens of locally flavoured regulations  - all of which i will follow and honor because I KNOW Chileans are great people.
Patagonian Protected Lands Update . More on Patagonia. 

VIDEO on an example of the Station I will purchase. I will need extra special permission to build a radio telescope here I'm sure. If its in a nice, discrete location...maybe tucked away in a 'nook' (correct geo-graphical term someone? Have I hired a full-time Geographical/topographer yet? To do list?) it may receive approval. We shall see. There has been much industrial disputation in the past.
ALMA array scenario in 2013.  Why can't some crazed rich bastard just raise their pay? Guess its not as simple as that ? Under my project, I will consult with locals for a good 5 years before operations begin. My cohesion-negotiation-cultural-sensitivity team (CNCS) will be housed in Patagonia on my station until such terms are agreed upon that suit all. I mean, my project will not be anywhere NEAR as out-there as the ALMA array - in fact, i may get away with purchasing a ready built small time radio telescope. Who knows. Maybe i'll drop down to J-car or radioshack and but a freaking crystal set .

I was looking at purchasing 3 buildings in BERLIN for use for exhibitions/performances/music/recordings /film /experimental theatre etc etc. Lets look into the cummings and goings here hey Penfold? Next blog!!


a 'leyden jar' battery precursor 18th-19th cnetury 

two people wasting time 

A typical Australian sentiment. Especially applies if you live on those islands to the south east.  No, not Tasmania, New Zealand. Time to take my crazy ideas home and to never block up the trains and trams of Melbourne again. I apologize for any incovenience caused by my tax-paying existence here in this fine, fine city. Goodbye Australia and Melbourne. Goodbye, beautiful people.

more important than Einstein? 

a rfid chip - a technology my holdings firm 'UIX industries' will invest in heavily 

what i'd do with my billions part four

Scum factor tonight : 4 outta 10
Dirth : 6/10 (common mispelling of 'dearth')
Mirth : 4/10
Relevance - 1.002/10
Food : none
Brandy : bottled in 1783
Underwear : none
ideas : hackneyed at best
money: in the Billions (no dearth there)

what I would do with my billions part three

My Almaty house will be THIS :
 this will require 100% refurbishment. Why on earth I want to own a house in Kazakhstan is anyones guess. But, I am buying one - because I can. It could be my base for adventures out into the great flat wilderness of the ex-Soviet state. Not being a hunter, i guess this may seem pointless but hey. Great strategic purchase me thinks - I'll be watching a few dvds and kicking back in that pad perhaps once a year. I will be looking into natural gas stock options while watching Kazakh tv also.Might also philanthropize the Kazakh/Almaty contemporary arts and music scene to repair the damage that bastard Sascha Baron Cohen did to the great country. Will frequent the local Karaoke bar and coffee houses. In fact, Almaty is holding an International Jazz Festival this month.

The house to buy outright will be 484,000 Australian dollars when converted from Kazakh 'Tenge' .

=Not bad!!

Not, a diversion - perhaps its time to purchase a hobbyist item. No, no I'm not going to set up a dungeon with electro-mechanical fucking machines, (although this is tempting), no., its time for me to pursue my Short wave listeneing hobby. So folks ---- lets go shopping !!!!!

Considering my current base is Melbourne Australia I will actually do my business in a small but well stocked HAM radio specialist place called ' Strictly Ham' . Probably my best bet in the southern hemisphere , I'd say Penfold my dear.
I just love listening to shortwave radio. The odd tones and mechanical drones just make me feel so at home - so utterly isolated and alien - which is where i really do feel at home. So, sw radio listening  creates an atmosphere where i feel taken outside the norm, the mundane, the earthly and into the wafting dance of the ionosphere. These crazed tones phase in and phase out in unpredictable patterns - aesthetically it is such pleasure.
Anyway. My shopping list.
so . I'll start with a receiver. Will need to ask my interior designer to install furniture in a suitable room in each of my apartments worldwide. I will buy a 'rig' for each site. How many properties did I say I was buying - approximately 10 i think , so each time i select an item please make that x 10.

Should I go uh Software defined radio or old school. Hmmmmmm.
I'll buy 10 of THESE for a start - these will be my software defined radios. Why not. Will need laptops to go with 'em. Hmmm. antennas - one of THESE for lower frequencies, and one of THESE for higher frequencies.

So thats my house in Almaty sorted, plus my swl hobby kits sorted for each apartment. Gosh what an utter nerd I am. I'm going to need very powerful computers to process this SDR radio. Guess the locals will all think im a friggen cop or something. Oh well, I'll have someone to pay any neighsayers off. I'll probably need to pay a weekly kickback to police, local council, local mob, army, every fucker. Oh well, if you got it, might as well spread it around and get the economy going right??

I dunnow, have i spent my first billion yet? Guess I'll need to pay off my old student loan and EVERY SINGLE other debt ive accrused in my past life of pathetic passive standard useless human wastrelnessness.
Bet your all rolling in the friggen isles at this point, who/wtf/ am i trying to impress with this codswollop? Well, again, I've said it before - its Baudrillardian. I'm adding more guff to the already over-poked over stuffed media-sphere. I cannot recall the exact paragraph or book he suggested this method of re-spew/feedback loop/datasidious dispatching could actually dislodge or overrun the world media 'system'

I love Wendy O' Williams and I love the Plasmatics . Her later metal stuff was very - 'virtuoso' but it also had a punk 'element'.

What was the punk element ::::: 'fast drumming - her scathing voice? . Easy beats to nod your head to? :::

Anyway -  in my riches - I will pay a group of actors to perform as the Plasmatics in Almaty on October the 23rd 2018, October the 25th 2018, and October 27th - if allowed by the local council. If no venue is available for my actors, I' will purchase a local warehouse space, furnish it with a PA system , technicians , and make ym replicated Plasmatic event take place in former Soviet Kazakhstan. Hopeful, this undoes some of the damage done by that illuminatiist scumbag Sascha Boran Cohen.

Monday, June 11, 2018

what i would do with my billions part two

Of course, administration is vital and is one of the many legal duties of a rich person, is it not. So i will select a few banks (banks listed in later blogs) to position term deposits into. I will hire the services of a phd grade accountant to look after my incomings and(more often than not) outgoings. I will have an official office block stationed in my home town, where my lawyers, doctors, naturopaths, nutritionists, personal trainers, beautician, secretariat, hairdressers, PR team and a 24/7 film crew will be active. I will need many professional assistants. All will be payed handsomely.
For instance - consider the way my Parisian apartment is furninshed -  this will need to be altered. I find it a little garish. Perhaps that's Paris for you. I will require the services of an interior designer to assist me with the aesthetic i am looking for. She will also help me with my other purchases: apartments in Plovdiv, Prague, Rome, Naples, Bari, Vienna , Moscow, Sircusa, Tiran, London, Glasgow, Zurich, Munich, Berlin (x3 including venues and warehouses), Montreal, Los Angeles, Istanbul, Almaty, Shanghai, Hong Kong, Sao Paulo, Osaka, Melbourne, Auckland, Queenstown and Madurai. This will cost a significant fortune, but because I am a multi-billionaire - this should not be a problem.
I will need the finest security systems installed in each apartment. I will need my apartments to be 'smart apartments' - fully tailored by an aesthetic coder and IoT network specialist, a wireless sensor dynamicist, and a biometric ingrown toenail.
I will require professionally stock wine and whiskey cellars.
I will list each apartment i purchase in upcoming blogs.
Of course city life is one thing but what about the country? I will purchase large swathes of land to be managed by local farmers and landscaping artists. I will buy land/stations/forested areas  in :: Central Otago  NZ, the Catlins NZ, the West Coast NZ, the Blue Mountains Australia, In the Patagonian region of Chile, In Svalbard , a large ranch in Southern California.
I will purchase a fleet of vehicles both airborne and land-hogging emblazoned with my own custom made logo, complete with chauffeurs/driver/pilots. I will consult with Tesla motors on the best electric solutions for 1 of these vehicles. My chauffeurs will be selected by professional aestheticians and judged on their driving competency, beauty, intelligence, and sense of humour. I will require :
3 Mercedes-Benz Actros trucks (used for hauling my custom made PA system / lighting rigs / musical equipments to the necessary city or venue). 2 Augusta TA AW 109 SP Helicopters - chopper A in white, chopper B in black. 5 black Lada 21093 EuroSamara Baltics. 2 Teslas. 1 experimental automated vehicle for the hell of it. I , as someone who does not drive - not unlike Hitler, will be one of the first to benefit from one of these things. 

I will invest heavily in Luxembourg based space industries - especially those involved in Asteroid Mining. I will either purchase outright and staff / or have engineered a large radio telescope to place on my land in Chile. 
I will invest in a large array of scientific projects - some already underway - some custom made to test my own tripped out interests. I will LAUNCH A FLEET OF MICROSATELLITEs into earth orbit in conjunction with Space X lifters. The satellites will have custom built scientific equipment onboard to provide me with real time information on a variety of my space weather interests - ionospheric micro-changes, how plasma reacts to electromagnetic waves etc etc.
I must keep listing things because, therre more i need to spend on. More.  

I will purchase two underground laboratories. I will purchase a network of music venues and/or art galleries. I will set up an artist endowment fund for artists/musicians I like. I will look into philanthrtopic ventures, set up a team of street workers on the front lines to give cash out, clean syringes, protein pellets, bacon butties, black hat hacking text books, buttplugs, jam, moro bars.

I will ask if I can join the Trilateral commision.

Sunday, June 10, 2018

What I'd do with me billions:part one

What I would do with my billions .

Ever wondered that? If you suddenly had a bank balance set in the multi-billions? What would you do? What could you do. For who. And why? And when? The HOW has been dealt with, this is true.
I now have 8 billion, 521 million, 700 thousand and 598 dollars.($8,521,700,598)

Would I plunge into hedonism? Blow it all? Most who know me would imagine so. But I'm actually much smarter than you think.
COme with me, enter my fiscal fantasy. Lets do this on a moment to moment basis. Its Late in the trading day, oh well.
Okay then, si today I can spend a few hundred million. That's my budget for today - i dunnow - $750 million say. Lets link up to my purchases shall we?
So, instead of inmvestments, i will be making purchases today - buying assets or instruments or uselfull items.  Being a musician. I am in desperate neeed of a replenishment of instrumentation.
I don't believe you need to spend big to get a good sound - Ive recently learnt that its about mic placement, equalization and all-round acoustics. Not gear. But it sure helps dosent it!!!!!!

So my first purchase. (budget $750,000,000)

a tenor saxophone 

cost: $6,600

The New Yanagisawa T-WO20  replaces the long standing and popular T992 series.
The Yanagisawa T-WO20 Tenor Saxophone is identical to the T-WO10, except the lacquered bronze provides a beautiful look and rich, deep, mellow tone.
With resonance and a refined sound the WO20 series has outstanding evenness of intonation over its entire range at all dynamic levels. The WO20 series has various upgrades over the WO10 series: The double arm support on the low keys ensures better pad seating and a stronger low end sound. The posts that hold the keys in place are mounted onto strong support straps that run the length of the instrument; this adds weight and support to the body and influences the carrying power of the tone. Also the WO10 a nd 20 series has an underslung neck for less resistance in the response and more reliable mechanics.
With a heritage of instrument-making in Japan that traces back to 1893, Yanagisawa is recognized today as a maker of the most carefully handcrafted family of artist-level saxophones in the world. In models ranging from sopranino to baritone, these superb instruments have won the praise of many celebrated musicians.
Inner city Parisian apartment just in case im there

cost is just under 3 million EURO

Ah, morning. And you know what, I wake up as a human being again. My stocks dont look too bad.
MATTHEW D MIDDLETON portfolio 11/06/2018

Royal Bank of Scotland Group PLC

7.30 USD

NYSE: RBS - 4:01 pm GMT-4

0.00 (0.00%)

Comtech Telecomm. Corp.

31.81 USD

NASDAQ: CMTL - 4:00 pm GMT-4

−0.63 (1.94%)

NVIDIA Corporation

262.28 USD

NASDAQ: NVDA - 4:00 pm GMT-4

−0.62 (0.24%)

IBM Common Stock

146.14 USD

NYSE: IBM - 4:01 pm GMT-4

+0.78 (0.54%)

Air Products & Chemicals, Inc.

168.51 USD

NYSE: APD - 4:02 pm GMT-4

+0.79 (0.47%)

Raytheon Company

214.56 USD

NYSE: RTN - 4:03 pm GMT-4

+1.90 (0.89%)

Tesla Inc

317.66 USD

NASDAQ: TSLA - 4:00 pm GMT-4

+1.57 (0.50%)

Fujian Nanping Sun Cable Co Ltd

6.42 CNY

SHE: 002300 - 12:25 pm GMT+8

−0.11 (1.68%)

Aviat Networks Inc

17.20 USD

NASDAQ: AVNW - 4:00 pm GMT-4

−0.11 (0.64%)

China Telecom Corporation Limited (ADR)

47.43 USD

NYSE: CHA - 4:02 pm GMT-4

−0.38 (0.79%)

AK Steel Holding

4.70 USD

NYSE: AKS - 4:00 pm GMT-4

−0.010 (0.21%)


263.59 USD

NASDAQ: BIDU - 4:00 pm GMT-4

−1.30 (0.49%)

Asia Pacific Wire Cable

2.55 USD

NASDAQ: APWC - 4:00 pm GMT-4

0.00 (0.00%)

Lockheed Martin

322.31 USD

NYSE: LMT - 4:03 pm GMT-4

+0.36 (0.11%)


31.78 USD

NASDAQ: BRKR - 4:00 pm GMT-4

+0.44 (1.40%)

PolyOne Corporation

43.82 USD

NYSE: POL - 4:02 pm GMT-4

+0.060 (0.14%)

Superconductor Technologies Inc.

0.95 USD

NASDAQ: SCON - 4:00 pm GMT-4

−0.0040 (0.42%)

Air Liquide

25.77 USD

OTCMKTS: AIQUY - 4:00 pm GMT-4

+0.020 (0.078%)

Acacia Research

4.10 USD

NASDAQ: ACTG - 4:00 pm GMT-4

+0.050 (1.23%)


473.90 GBX

LON: ISAT - 4:35 pm GMT+1

+56.30 (13.48%)

Ivy ProShares Russell 2000 Dividend Growers Index Fund

31.88 USD

NYSEARCA: ZSL - 8:00 pm GMT-4

−0.27 (0.83%)


18.91 USD

NYSE: TROX - 4:02 pm GMT-4

+0.27 (1.45%)

Global X Copper Miners ETF

27.17 USD

NYSEARCA: COPX - 8:00 pm GMT-4

−0.21 (0.77%)

Applied DNA Sciences

1.40 USD

NASDAQ: APDN - 4:00 pm GMT-4

−0.080 (5.41%)

Butterfield Bank

47.21 USD

NYSE: NTB - 4:03 pm GMT-4

−0.16 (0.34%)

Analog Devices

101.06 USD

NASDAQ: ADI - 4:00 pm GMT-4

−0.90 (0.88%)


85.92 EUR

FRA: BAS - 7:14 pm GMT+2

+0.81 (0.95%)

Ellex Medical Lasers

0.62 AUD

ASX: ELX - 3:56 pm AEST

+0.0100 (1.64%)

NASDAQ Telecommunications



−1.12 (0.31%)

Cree Inc.

48.97 USD

NASDAQ: CREE - 4:00 pm GMT-4

−0.77 (1.55%)


129.91 USD

NASDAQ: VC - 4:00 pm GMT-4

+2.61 (2.05%)

Energy Resources of Australia

0.50 AUD

ASX: ERA - 4:11 pm AEST

−0.030 (5.66%)

Harris Corporation

154.65 USD

NYSE: HRS - 4:02 pm GMT-4

+1.67 (1.09%)


55.05 USD

NASDAQ: INTC - 4:00 pm GMT-4

−0.83 (1.49%

ParkerVision, Inc.

0.64 USD

NASDAQ: PRKR - 4:00 pm GMT-4

−0.029 (4.33%)

Oclaro Inc.

9.05 USD

NASDAQ: OCLR - 4:00 pm GMT-4

−0.13 (1.42%)

Abbott Laboratories

63.27 USD

NYSE: ABT - 4:00 pm GMT-4

+0.090 (0.14%)

Vertex Pharmaceuticals

150.55 USD

NASDAQ: VRTX - 4:00 pm GMT-4

+4.80 (3.29%)

The Coca-Cola Company

43.95 USD

NYSE: KO - 4:00 pm GMT-4

+0.51 (1.17%)


Oblivion .
You know what - I am not dumping the responsibility of my 'troubles' onto 'you', the other. These journals are nothing more than diary entries. I am just not going to deny that certain political applications (neoliberal rightist consumption-is-all-there-is-and-all-you-will-ever-need-(ever)) make life extremely difficult for me (and thousands of others of mine(generation x, y and z ), a relatively young pedestrian- but im not blaming the reader. Im blaming myself , and take full responsibility for my 'actions' BUT -  I'm also blaming the Rothschilds. I'm gonna just tell you what happens to me , how I see it. How EYE see it. What I do, how i do it, why i do it, if it is wrong or right. Are my values those of 'mainstream multi-cultural Melbourne' or are they those of an Aleister Crowley?
There is enough corruption in the city of Melbourne to feel just a touch angry when not touching on properly is culturally engineered into being the crime of the century. Why not become a politician and pocket all gifts from corporate sponsors? Its money isnt it? Why not sell hot-off-the-arms-dealer nuclear weapons to the highest bidder? Its money isnt it ? If , say, Jack Dodge the nuclear weapon dealer orders a bottle of the finest champagne at lunch - why - he is a wealthy man of immense potency worthy of the greatest reverence. If I order one, they want me to buy it quick, get out quicker, and drink it somewhere else.
Oh arms manufacturing - theres a doozy. Lets line em up -Australias own Thales,  Britains BAE Systems, Raytheon, Airbus, Lockheed Martin,. Boeing, General Dynamics. Money well spent, well invested well extracted from my crippling labour activities. Tax payers money I'd say. Therse illuminatiists are the fine upstanding citizens of our planet. Milo Yiannopoulous would call me a bore and a social justice warrior. Okay Milo, keep the killing and maiming rollin on baby! So long as it dosen't get you one day. I hope not because your one good looking Libertarian I tells ya. Yes, I would go there for sure.
I am the loosening wire among late modern consumer capital. I tend to talk to myself in public now, not disimilar to the performance like ravings of a too-far-gone methamphetamine addict. But my madness makes sense. Complete sense.
Melbourne is growing too fast. It has swamped me under, the commute to work begins at 4:50 AM (meaning I have to be at the station then), I get home at 5 pm. It's all my own fault. I should've learnt how to drive, bought a car, bought a house round the corner from the factory like everyone else did.The other workers seem to have this 'inner knowledge' of  the eternal well-being of the business they're in. Its a social club for them, kids parties, flowers from the boss when you have a kid, constant formal photo opps, hard unquestioning work, anyone who dosent fit in is gossiped out of existence.
Oh well, serves me right really, how long did I think I was going to last there? I was a white motherfucker who lived day-to-day, who didnt own a car, have a kid, have a house. And like 'the crazy' crusty workers before me - off I go. Hope theyre all really happy and I hope their workload doubles.
. Melbourne population is set to double over the next 20 years - even triple. But hey! Call me a hick - I'm OUT. Im just too un-australian, too un-asian, not muslim enough, not rich enough, not bogan enough (wait....maybe i am), not italian , not greek, not english, not african, not nothing. A stupid, sucked in kiwi , lured onto this vulva like peninsula by the promise of high wages and fun.There i go again - putting all the responsibility onto the 'other'. No, you're right , you oiley insurance salesman, its all MY fault.
Do what thou whilt shall be the whole of the law. I deserve to be a thousand times richer than what I am. You wouldnt believe what I'd invest in. You wouldn't believe what I would achieve, how many people I would raise up, how muc I would advance this world. But no, nah, its not my turn isn't it.
My lifestyle as a multi-billionaire would be like so: